As I get older, I am starting to appreciate the messages I get from my Dad, particularly since I know it likely took him a half-hour to type out that text.
Sensitivity: Clean
Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I kind of have a problem with women breastfeeding in public.
I kind of have a problem with women breastfeeding in public. I mean, shouldn’t you be weaned by the time you’re a grown woman?
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Food is great.
Food is great. Shove it one of the holes on the front of your gob. If it isn’t great, just try another hole. You’ll know when you hit it.
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I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return
I don’t know what to put in the moat: Alligators or a lady who was trying to return something she paid full price for without no receipt.
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If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
If a half-truth is a whole lie, a whole truth is two whole lies.
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If There’s One Thing I Can’t Stand, It’s Intolerance
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
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My Possessions No Longer Possess Me
My possessions no longer possess me. They sold me to a new owner last week.
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I Keep Wanting to Go to Oklahoma
I keep wanting to go to Oklahoma, but I’m terrified the evil storm chasers from the movie Twister might still be there.
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How Can I Help Others?
How can I help others unless I first stop them from helping themselves?
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Justice Is Blind
It’s good that justice is blind. I just wish she had a better sense of smell.
