If Jesus were born today, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration would require a five-point safety harness in the manger.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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March Madness Used to Mean Basketball, Not Politics
March Madness used to mean basketball, not politics.
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I Was Gonna Plan a Vacation in Great Britain
I was gonna plan a vacation in Great Britain, but money’s a little tight, so Pretty Good Britain it is.
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Waldo’s Therapist
“Maybe what you need to be asking yourself is, ‘Who’s Waldo?’” Waldo’s therapist.
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In Honor of the Olympics
In honor of the Olympics, instead of spending the weekend napping, I will be spending the weekend marathon napping.
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Reasons for Fist-Pumping “YES!”
Reasons for fist-pumping “YES!”
Before kids: Open bar.
After kids: Other child’s mom volunteers to drive both ways.
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People Are Shocked by Ryan Lochte and Company
Weird how people are acting shocked by Ryan Lochte and company acting like idiots, as if they never met any jocks in high school.
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My Dad Trying to Remember a Baseball Player
“Whatever happened to that guy who isn’t there anymore?” My dad, trying to remember the name of a baseball player.
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Digital Copies of Mad Magazine
I got a bunch of digital copies of Mad Magazine, and I’ve gone through 3 iPads and an iPhone so far trying to do the fold-in on the back cover.
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My Son Has to Wear a Tuxedo for the School Band’s Holiday Concert
My son said he’s required to wear a tuxedo for the school band’s holiday concert. Now I have to buy him black yoga pants and one of those tuxedo T-shirts.
