My dog likes to sniff bushes while he poops, lending a lot of weight to my theories that shrubs are just dog magazines.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my
None of the girls at the salon will wax my ass after they saw my vestigial tail because now they think I’m a demon.
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Choo choo? That’s your best train sound
Choo choo? That’s your best train sound?
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are not an “up and comer” in life
are not an “up and comer” in life.
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A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a
A commercial just warned me not to buy their product if I have a bowel blockage. I was surprised because I didn’t think plungers needed advertising.
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I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak
I thought about getting a snippet of a language I don’t speak tattooed on me. How’s this “camel cock” from ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics?
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(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should
(B0nrMunky) If there’s ever a tribute band for Spoon, it should be called “Spooge.”
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If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the
If you’re walking around carrying a sack of your dog’s shit, the dog has already won.
