A baby was born to a couple. When he was one, he could talk like an adult. When he was two, he could read anything. When he was three, he could do advanced calculus. When he was four, he could predict the future.
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Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Milk Man Dead
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Taking Out the Bodies of the Previous Owners
I really enjoy taking out the trash from my new home. It’s hard to explain, but walking the trash to the curb the night before trash day really makes me feel like a homeowner. Especially now that I’ve taken out the bodies of the previous owners.
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Chloroform Aromatherapy
It’s called chloroform … you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.
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Broken Condoms Couch
Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?
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Hitler Video Games
September 1st, 1939 (colorized) Hitler playing his first video games that caused him to be violent and start WW2.
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Joel Osteen Phrasing
Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first. – Joel Osteen
HOLY SHIT, JOEL!
PHRASING!!



