The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
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The Vatican canceled Easter. You know how much stuff has to suck for the Pope to be like “you know what, this year Jesus stays dead”.
#jesus saw his shadow #6 more weeks of lent
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

PEOPLE CAN BE SO EASY TO READ. LIKE IF THEIR FACE IS RED, THEY’RE EMBARRASSED.
OR IF THEIR SKIN IS BLACK, THEY’RE ABOUT TO COMMIT A CRIME.

Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail

The most offensive thing as a black man is when you walkin down the street and a old white woman clutches her purse… bitch really think she stronger than me

Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed

You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.