WHEN YOU CAN’T GET THE SMELL OF THE ALTER BOY OFF YOUR FINGERS
Sensitivity: Dark
Dark humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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The Reason Batman Doesn’t Cover His Whole Face
The reason Batman doesn’t cover his whole face is because he needs the police to know he’s white.
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Sleeping Bag
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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If Two Gay Black Men Get Married and Adopt a Baby
IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY
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Twix Dark vs Twix White – Giant Cookie Bar
Twix Dark
Twix White
GIANT COOKIE BAR
Cookie Bar
Cocoa Crisp 150 kcal
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When You Gotta Change a Tire But Dont Wanna Get Your Trousers Dirty
When you gotta change a tire but dont wanna get your trousers dirty
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Dolphins Are the Only Animals Other Than Humans That Enjoy Sex
DOLPHINS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS OTHER THAN HUMANS THAT ENJOY SEX.
I HAD TO FUCK A LOT OF ANIMALS TO FIGURE THAT OUT.




