Tone: cheeky

Cheeky humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • An Online Conversation

    An Online Conversation

    I love when my boyfriend cums in me, so I can drag my pussy across the floor and pretend I'm a snail

    Jesus left the conversation

  • At the Walmart Self Checkout

    At the Walmart Self Checkout

    Whenever the self checkout at Walmart says "insert cash or pay another way." I always push my titties together.

    Never works.

  • Kyle’s Car

    Kyle’s Car

    Damn Kyle

    save some pussy for the rest of us

  • A Trip To Australia

    An elderly British couple rents a car in Australia. They return furious after seeing a man having sex with a kangaroo and a one-legged man masturbating.

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    The rental clerk says, “Please understand, it is very difficult for a one-legged man to be able to catch a ‘roo.”

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  • The Captain’s Intercom

    A Boeing 777 encounters heavy turbulence. The captain tells the passengers the worst is behind them, but forgets to switch off the intercom.

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    He turns to his co-pilot and says, “Phew, that was exhausting. I could use a hot coffee and a blowjob right now.”

    As the head stewardess rushes toward the cockpit, a passenger calls after her, “Don’t forget the coffee!”

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  • A Gorilla In The Tree

    A man finds a gorilla in a tree and calls a gorilla removal service. The service guy arrives with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and handcuffs.

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    He explains that he will poke the gorilla until it falls. The Chihuahua will bite the gorilla’s testicles, allowing the man to handcuff it.

    The man asks what the shotgun is for.

    The service guy replies, “If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.”

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  • The Pussy Willow

    A boy holding duct tape walks by an old man on a bench. He says he is going to catch ducks, and later returns with ducks wrapped in duct tape.

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    The next day, he returns with chickens wrapped in chicken wire.

    The day after, he has a plant in a pot. He says, “It’s a pussy willow.”

    The old man says, “Wait right there. Imma get my hat. I’m coming with you.”

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  • Dad’s Big Stomach

    A son walks in on his parents having sex. His mother explains that she gets on top of Daddy to flatten his big stomach.

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    The boy says, “You’re wasting your time.”

    When she asks why, he says, “When you go to the supermarket, the woman next door comes over and blows him back up.”

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  • Three Cowboys Around A Fire

    Three cowboys sat around a campfire, exchanging tall tales about how tough they were. The first had strangled a snake, and the second had killed a bear.

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    The two cowboys looked to the third and asked if he thought he was tougher than them.

    The third cowboy said nothing and just continued to sit there, stirring the fire with his dick.

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  • Haggling Over Price

    A guy asks a woman, “Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?”

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    She replies, “Well, to be honest, at that price, the answer would have to be yes.”

    “Well, would you do it for five dollars?”

    “NO! What do you think I am?”

    “We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over price.”

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