You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for
Tone: Playful
Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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You’ve Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now Get Ready for Piglet on a Piglet
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf,
Now get ready for Piglet on a piglet
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Just Found a Really Old Porno on VHS Called Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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I Didn’t Believe It When They Said We Already Had 8 Inches of Snow
I didn’t believe it when they said we already had 8 inches of snow had to check for myself.
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Head Cleaner
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
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My Only Problem With Women Breastfeeding in Public
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back.
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Ready to Hit Up the Club – Da Booty
Order Of: STRAPPER
One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
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For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.




