Tone: Playful

Playful humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Every Fisherman’s Dream

    Every Fisherman’s Dream

    EVERY FISHERMAN’S DREAM.

    A GIRL THAT EVEN SMILES AT SMALL ONES.

  • I Hate Niggas and Women

    I Hate Niggas and Women

    WHITE LIVES MATTER

    BLACK LIVES MATTER

    I HATE NIGGAS AND WOMEN

  • My First Time With a Condom

    I recall my first time with a condom. I was 19 or so.

    I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

    She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

    I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.”

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused, so she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.

    It was empty. “Just a minute,” she said, and walked to the door and locked it.

    Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. “Do these excite you?” she asked.

    Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head.

    She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

    “Well, come on,” she said. “We don’t have much time.”

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW — I was done within a few minutes.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown.

    “Did you put that condom on?” she asked.

    I said, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her!

  • When a Deaf Person Wins an Auction

    When a Deaf Person Wins an Auction

    When a deaf person wins an auction

    i’ve won…… but at what cost?

  • Sheet Music

    Sheet Music

    Farting in bed

    Sheet music

  • Nobody Likes Reverse Centaur

    Nobody Likes Reverse Centaur

    Nobody likes Reverse Centaur.

  • Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle

    Every Triangle Is a Love Triangle

    Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

    — Pythagoras

  • Geometry Fetishes

    People with geometry fetishes — they come in all shapes and sizes.

  • Nothing’s More American

    Nothing’s More American

    They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.

    — Will Ferrell

  • Pot holes should be more fun

    If you break it down linguistically, pot holes should really be a lot more fun.