hotel: room 332, enjoy ur stay
dad: i assume the porn is disabled?
hotel: no it’s only regular porn you sick fuck
Family jokes, awkward relatives, domestic chaos, and bloodline-based nonsense from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.

This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro

A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”

Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm

Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed

IF TWO GAY BLACK MAN GET MARRIED AND ADOPT A BABY
WHICH FATHER IS SUPPOSED TO ABANDON THE FAMILY

Him: You seen my cat lately Ling?
Her: Nope, you seen your dad lately Jamal?

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.

SON… I CAME ACROSS THIS PORNO MAGAZINE, UNDER YOUR MATTRESS
ASSES
…AND A LITTLE BIT ON THE FLOOR.