Topic: humor

Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.

Football is a game of inches — much like naked limbo.

Football is a game of inches — much like naked limbo.
If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and

If you possess super powers, I guess I can understand wearing a bright red, blue and yellow jumpsuit with a large “S” on it. But to wear a big red cape, too? That starts to look like you’re trying to rub it in.
I love fajitas.

I love fajitas. Unfortunately, they make me fajart.
The great thing about convincing mimes to join Fight Club — besides totally beating

The great thing about convincing mimes to join Fight Club — besides totally beating their asses — is knowing they’ll never break rules 1 and 2.
I would think that when God needs a break from the pressure of running the universe, He

I would think that when God needs a break from the pressure of running the universe, He takes a couple of Almightiagra tablets to temporarily relieve His omnipotence.
I kept hanging flyers all over the campus, but no one ever came to our shows.

I kept hanging flyers all over the campus, but no one ever came to our shows. In hindsight, our band probably could have come up with a better name than Lost Dog.
Considering its primary use in a vehicle, I think they should rename it “the most junk

Considering its primary use in a vehicle, I think they should rename it “the most junk not including gloves I can cram into the smallest possible area and still close the damn door” compartment.
I try to not sweat the small stuff.

I try to not sweat the small stuff. My pores are so damn big it oozes out in unpleasantly large chunks.
I was helping my 9-year-old daughter do research for her book report on horseback riding

I was helping my 9-year-old daughter do research for her book report on horseback riding for kids. So I Googled the following: “pony, ride, under age 18.” … and I swear that’s the truth, Your Honor.
I used to enjoy taking afternoon vacations in my mind, but I eventually got lazy and the

I used to enjoy taking afternoon vacations in my mind, but I eventually got lazy and the service at my mental resort went downhill. So I stopped tipping, but now I suspect that I’ve begun spitting in my drinks to get even.