And so I left Cape Canaveral wiser than I had arrived. Maybe I hadn’t gotten Jeff Gordon’s autograph, but I had learned that NASA and NASCAR are not the same thing, and in the long run, that was probably more valuable.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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If this whole Heath Ledger tragedy has taught me anything, it’s that I’m not the only
If this whole Heath Ledger tragedy has taught me anything, it’s that I’m not the only one who makes numerous inappropriate calls to Mary-Kate Olsen with a dead body in the room.
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As the nurse unwrapped the bandages, I was horrified to discover I now looked like Tom
As the nurse unwrapped the bandages, I was horrified to discover I now looked like Tom Wopat. That quack plastic surgeon must have given me Luke-tox injections by mistake.
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I began to suspect that something was very wrong when the time management seminar went
I began to suspect that something was very wrong when the time management seminar went into its third week.
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Every time I look in my mirror I appear to be 30 pounds heavier and eight inches shorter.
Every time I look in my mirror I appear to be 30 pounds heavier and eight inches shorter. That’s the last time I buy used furniture at the carnival.
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Note to employees: The statement “Think outside the box” does *not* constitute
Note to employees: The statement “Think outside the box” does *not* constitute permission to leave it.
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Thomas Wolfe was wrong, you *can* go home again.
Thomas Wolfe was wrong, you *can* go home again. In fact, sometimes it’s strongly encouraged, like when you forget to wear pants to work.
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It’s a shame that whether or not I had a good Christmas will mostly be determined by
It’s a shame that whether or not I had a good Christmas will mostly be determined by whether the world ends before I receive my credit card bill.
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All sunglasses, no matter how expensive, pretty much look the same after you sit on them.
All sunglasses, no matter how expensive, pretty much look the same after you sit on them.
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Nursery rhymes are crucial in aiding young children to make sense of life’s baffling
Nursery rhymes are crucial in aiding young children to make sense of life’s baffling complexities. I mean, who’d want their kid freaking out every time they see a weasel spontaneously combust while fleeing from a mulberry-bush-orbiting monkey?
