Is it a good or bad thing to have a breakout session during a dermatology conference?
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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When I’m at Wal-Mart and see all those products that are allegedly made by children, I
When I’m at Wal-Mart and see all those products that are allegedly made by children, I get depressed. My kids can’t even make their own beds.
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I was so excited to finally earn my mile-high club card, until it dawned on me that I’d
I was so excited to finally earn my mile-high club card, until it dawned on me that I’d booked my flight on Virgin Airlines. Dammit!
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Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners.
Something I won’t miss from my younger days: inappropriate boners. Something I’ll miss from my younger days: appropriate boners.
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I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis.
I cried because I had no foreskin, until I met a man who had no penis. On second thought, maybe that was a lady.
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I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass
I’m having a philosophical debate with this cute barmaid: She likes to think of my glass as half full, and I like to think of her as half naked.
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A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to
A friend of mine was complaining about his nutgrass and I didn’t know whether to recommend a urologist or a landscaper.
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Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate.
Trivia: The African nation of Angola has the highest child mortality rate. On the flip side, Mt. Olympus has the highest child immortality rate.
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Oops.
Oops. I misunderstood and joined a Jim. Awkward.
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I brought a toilet plunger as my weapon of choice to this gang fight, because shit be
I brought a toilet plunger as my weapon of choice to this gang fight, because shit be going DOWN. /@B0nrMunky
