My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her? Hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid.
I don’t dislike you because you’re stupid. I dislike you because you think you’re smarter than me, despite copious evidence to the contrary.
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The saying “I think, therefore I am…”
The saying “I think, therefore I am…” should have a corollary that would render lifeless all those who do NOT think. Just imagine the miles of roads opening up with no traffic whatsoever.
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They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident.
They don’t let me name streets in Germany anymore since the Bürpenfahrt incident. /@B0nrMunky
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I never wear party hats, because if the zombie apocalypse hit just at that moment, I’d
I never wear party hats, because if the zombie apocalypse hit just at that moment, I’d be staggering around dead with an embarrassing hat on. /@b0nrmunky
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Since when did Target security start conducting strip searches in their restrooms?
Since when did Target security start conducting strip searches in their restrooms? Almost made me late getting back from lunch.
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Putting broccoli in my omelette is like garnishing my hot fudge sundae with a pubic hair.
Putting broccoli in my omelette is like garnishing my hot fudge sundae with a pubic hair. /@rmfnord
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This Denver Omelet has too much John and not enough Bob in it.
This Denver Omelet has too much John and not enough Bob in it. /@b0nrmunky
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I just saw a possum riding an armadillo.
I just saw a possum riding an armadillo. I don’t know if I should call animal control or start my own backyard circus.
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Personally, I’m just thankful there’s no deviant politician named Anthony Bunghole who
Personally, I’m just thankful there’s no deviant politician named Anthony Bunghole who likes to send nudie pics of his namesake.
