I went to an Indian Casino in Arkansas. Apparently the tribe isn’t doing very well. The concert that weekend was a guy who had seen Aaron Neville at a better Indian casino.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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I went to a wet t-shirt contest.
I went to a wet t-shirt contest. I bet it would be a lot more fun if they could have got girls to wear them. Now that I think of it that place was probably just a laundromat.
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Why do angry mobs have that much tar and feathers on hand anyway?
Why do angry mobs have that much tar and feathers on hand anyway?
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They have a law here that says you can’t buy alcohol on Sundays, but you can buy
They have a law here that says you can’t buy alcohol on Sundays, but you can buy gasoline which is much worse for you if you drink it. Where’s the sense in that?
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On the train the other day I overheard two teenagers saying Facebook had been ruined by
On the train the other day I overheard two teenagers saying Facebook had been ruined by the presence of all the “old people” who are keeping in touch with other old people, and they looked over at me. I said, “You’re 12. How many people could you have possibly lost track of already?”
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Every time I vomit I think, “Thank god!
Every time I vomit I think, “Thank god! I was about to DIGEST that stuff?”
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There is so much buzz from older ladies about this “50 Shades of Grey” movie.
There is so much buzz from older ladies about this “50 Shades of Grey” movie. I can’t wait to take my nana to see it for her birthday.
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In 1900 New York, the legal age of consent was 10-years-old.
In 1900 New York, the legal age of consent was 10-years-old. You know at least one guy once said, “Honest officer, she said she was this many fingers old.”
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I get pretty upset whenever I hear about someone overdosing on drugs.
I get pretty upset whenever I hear about someone overdosing on drugs. I mean, that’s just a waste of perfectly good drugs. So selfish.
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You learn something new everyday.
You learn something new everyday. For instance, today I learned that those toilets at Home Depot aren’t hooked up to any type of plumbing.
