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Here’s a weird fact you probably didn’t know about me: I’m not a tall, Indian dude named

Here’s a weird fact you probably didn’t know about me: I’m not a tall, Indian dude named Munish.

How do we know the tunnel leading toward the Light isn’t a throat?

Adopting a highway seems like a good idea until they expect you to cough up the money to

Adopting a highway seems like a good idea until they expect you to cough up the money to send it to college.

I signed a petition today for a group of asexuals were fighting for the right to not

I signed a petition today for a group of asexuals were fighting for the right to not marry anyone.

James Bond is a world famous spy, which if you think about it means he wasn’t very good

James Bond is a world famous spy, which if you think about it means he wasn’t very good at it.

I’ll bet Pat Benatar has been punched by a lot of strangers who just thought they were

I’ll bet Pat Benatar has been punched by a lot of strangers who just thought they were being clever.

You should never throw the baby out with the bathwater.

You should never throw the baby out with the bathwater. That’s why they make the drains so small.

I went to a hypnotist to unlock some hidden trauma from my childhood.

I went to a hypnotist to unlock some hidden trauma from my childhood. Apparently during the first several years of my life, I thought I was a chicken.

I love how we came up with such an elegant sounding word as “antiquing” to mean

I love how we came up with such an elegant sounding word as “antiquing” to mean “overpaying for someone else’s dilapidated, old crap.”

In the tradition of Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, and Pottery Barn, I’m launching my new

In the tradition of Radio Shack, Pizza Hut, and Pottery Barn, I’m launching my new pharmacy chain: Drug Attic.

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