Humor Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

I was going to try to come up with a Rumination about my huge

I was going to try to come up with a Rumination about my huge throbbing cock, but it’s just too damn hard.

Unless one is young, healthy and very spry, just how exactly

Unless one is young, healthy and very spry, just how exactly COULD one give a flying fuck?

I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair

I’m not saying humor turns me on. I’m just saying that my chair turns into a Slip-‘n’-Slide after reading a good HumorLabs issue.

I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last

I started a new meme on Facebook: Enter the first two and last two letters of your last name to uncover your “Alec Baldwin name.” No matter what you enter, the translation results in “FUCK YOU, *THAT’S* MY NAME.”

I’ve never understood the phrase “just for shits and giggles”

I’ve never understood the phrase “just for shits and giggles” because the two have always been mutually exclusive for me.

I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William

I’m so cool I knew William Shatner when he was still William Shittingner.

Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never

Word to the wise: No matter how good the sex was, never high-five your dick.

I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a

I give a shit about what you’re saying. No really. I give a shit. Here. Take this shit that I’m giving about what you’re saying.

In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never

In heaven, the guys’ dicks never pop out and the pussies never fart. It’s awesome.

Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw

Weird how people always say something bad smells like raw sewage, as if cooked sewage doesn’t smell like shit.

Topic: humor