Humor Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

“GIVE ME MORE BALLS!” -me, playing this Arkanoid game

Settle an argument: When a friend breaks her arm, it’s the other friend’s responsibility to draw a giant penis and balls on the cast, right?

My gang name is The Toaster, cuz if you stab a fork in me, I will fuck you up. Also, I can lightly brown a bagel like a motherfucker.

My friends keep asking me how I’m able to save so much on my electric bill,

but I’ll never tell because I like to keep people in the dark.

I took my friend to see the world’s biggest fan for his birthday.

He was blown away.

What is the speed limit of sex?

68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.

A friendly reminder: anal sex requires no less than a butt load of lubricant.

How do you get 29 nice old ladies to say fuck at the same time?
Have the 30th nice old lady say, “Bingo!”

What is in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers.

What do cannibals serve at the start of a party?
Handshakes.