When she crushes up her birth control an snorts it:
Drug
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Own and operate a midget brothel?
Devotionals for Teens

Damn girl… are you a pinata? Because I’m gonna need a fuckin’ blindfold before I hit that.

Cut my leash into pieces
This is my bestest bork
Domestication
No Breeding
Cant give a heck
Cause they neutered my weenie