Topic: sex

Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.

  • VHS Roulette

    VHS Roulette

    VHS roulette: A very dangerous game to play. Is it porn or a birthday party?

  • Big Fucking Boat

    Big Fucking Boat

    God: Build a big fucking boat

    Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for fucking.

    God: *pauses*

    God: Both

  • Birth Control Drug

    Birth Control Drug

    When she crushes up her birth control an snorts it:

    Drug

  • Killer Beatboxer

    Killer Beatboxer

    when yo girl is a killer beatboxer

  • Job Interview Today

    Job Interview Today

    My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck

  • Granny Watching You Squirt

    Granny Watching You Squirt

    Your granny watching you squirt all over the blanket she knitted

  • Devotionals For Teens

    Devotionals For Teens

    If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Own and operate a midget brothel?

    Devotionals for Teens

  • Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Perfect Moon Im Gay

    Wow, it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out

    I’m gay

  • Chick Peas On Me

    Chick Peas On Me

    Wow! I hope this Chick Peas On me

  • Pinata Blindfold

    Pinata Blindfold

    Damn girl… are you a pinata? Because I’m gonna need a fuckin’ blindfold before I hit that.