Ahmad @BlkMamba: Just found out my coworker is a antivaxxer.. we’re microbiologists
JS @foamtherunway: I work with a flat earther… at an airline.
Topic: work
Work jokes, office memes, job interview disasters, coworker chaos, and professional suffering with just enough sarcasm to survive another meeting.
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Blue Eyes Job Interview
[Job interview]
“What are ur strengths?”
Me: I fall in love easily.
“umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”
Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Best Basis For Government
You may not like it but this is the best basis for forming a system of government
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Job Interview Today
My Girlfriend is so sweet. She sent me this pic from her job interview today. Good luck
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Choose a Major You Love
@bratgirlcore
choose a major you love and you’ll never work a day in your life bc that field isn’t hiring
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Refuse to Work Sundaes
I quit my job at the ice cream factory.
I refuse to work sundaes.
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end my workout with a money shot
end my workout with a money shot.
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Now that I’m done with my busy season at work, I’m ready to
Now that I’m done with my busy season at work, I’m ready to resume churning out
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Killing It on Harmonica
me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]
taco bell cashier: are you gonna order
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Searched So Thoroughly Gold Watch
ewilliams1: They searched him so thoroughly, they found a gold watch.
