Wordplay joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
15. Lord of the Bongs: The Return of My Buzz
14. There’s Something About Mary Jane
13. Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Up
12. Merry Poppers
11. About Schlitz
10. King Bong
9. Giggly
8. S*T*A*S*H
7. Toke-lahoma!
6. Heroin Brockovich
5. Kilo & Snitch
4. The Matrix: Totally Loaded
3. Drool Hand ’Lude
2. Good Buy, Mr. Chips Ahoy!
1. Stingin’ in the Vein
The Top 5 List — www.topfive.com
Copyright 2003 by Chris White
Did you hear about the bee who got busted for visiting a prostitute?
It was a sting operation.
My family recently discovered our granddad has a Viagra addiction.
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
Cop: ur car smells like marijuana
Me: whoever smelt it dealt it
Cop: gosh dangit
Me: ur under arrest
A scientist and his apprentice are mixing fluids in a beaker.
The scientist adds a final drop to the mixture. The fluid violently shakes, turns a nasty green, and releases a puff of smoke.
The apprentice sees this reaction and asks the scientist if there’s a problem.
The scientist calmly explains that this isn’t a problem, it’s a solution.
I just opened a store selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof!
I told my wife that I’ve swapped our bed for a trampoline.
She hit the roof!
Sam went away to school. A month later, he mailed a letter to his mother:
Dear Mom,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I’m acing $pani$h and Economic$, and I $pend hour$ in the $ocial $cience$ department. $ociology i$ intere$ting!
Ju$t off I can’t think of anything I wi$h for, but it would be $uper nice if you could ju$t $end me a card, a$ you know I would alway$ love to hear from you.
Love and ki$$e$,
your $on, $am
His mother wrote back:
Dear Sammy,
I kNOw ecoNOmics, astroNOmy, and oceaNOgraphy are more than eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, your mom
