Format: one-liner

One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Gotta Hand It to Her

    My blind doctor is incredible at solving erectile dysfunctions.

    Gotta hand it to her.

  • Sweet Car Online

    I just heard that Neil Diamond has sold his car on eBay…

    It’s a sweet car online.

  • Wrong on So Many Levels

    Did you hear about the elevator operator that kept making mistakes?

    He was wrong on so many levels.

  • A Brief Job

    I worked as an underwear model…

    It was just a brief job.

  • Without a Tres

    There was a Mexican magician. He said he’d disappear on the count of three. He said uno, dos, *poof*… he disappeared without a tres.

  • Fatherly Bubble

    Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying, “Some nights I don’t know why I even bother to wear panties.”

  • Homecoming Queen

    Donald Trump’s presidential campaign is really nothing more than a high-stakes version of “Wouldn’t it be funny to elect the ugly girl homecoming queen?”

  • Keep People in the Dark

    My friends keep asking me how I’m able to save so much on my electric bill,

    but I’ll never tell because I like to keep people in the dark.

  • Knows the Drill

    I’ve been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench.

    He isn’t perfect, but he knows the drill.

  • Barberqueue

    What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

    A barberqueue.