I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…
…unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.
Format: one-liner
One-liners, quick jokes, short-form comedy, and punchlines built for impatient degenerates from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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eBay Is So Useless
eBay is so useless.
I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
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Chinese Amputee
What do you call a Chinese amputee?
Tai Wan Shu.
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Mirror Mirror
I want to have sex with someone who’s as attractive as I am.
That’s why I always masturbate in front of a mirror.
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Ketchup with old friends again
I just got back from the annual Condiment Convention.
It was nice to ketchup with old friends again.
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The Times are rough
I’ve run out of toilet paper, so I’ve started using old newspaper…
The Times are rough. -
Ancient grease
An archaeologist found a 2,000-year-old oil stain.
Ancient grease.
