The other day I went to a paraplegic strip club.
The place was crawling with pussy.
Format: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Registered Six Offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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Why Was 10 Scared
Why was 10 scared?
He was right in the middle of 9/11.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Teeth Marks
How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?
The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.
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Trans Fat
What do you get when you cremate a femboy/tomboy?
Trans fat.
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Good News and Bad News
Hey. Good news and bad news.
The good news is that diet and exercise can cure erectile dysfunction.
The bad news is that it isn’t easy talking your wife into dieting and exercising.
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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Sound Advice
My granddad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed.
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
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Why Don’t Blind People Like to Skydive?
Why don’t blind people like to skydive?
Because it scares the dog.
