I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”
Thinking back, I really should have run, but you don’t get offers like that every day.
Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.
She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail
Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.
Sounds hot.
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.
She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.