Joke Type: absurdist

Absurdist jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • No Word Yet

    My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out.

    No word yet…

  • Feeling a Little Down

    I was in a good mood till I started petting a duckling in the park.

    Then I started feeling a little down.

  • Look Back and Laugh

    It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.

    But now I can look back and laugh.

  • Prose and Cons

    I started a poetry club in prison.

    It had prose and cons.

  • Sick of Them Horsing Around

    I told my kids to stop pretending to be farm animals.

    I was getting sick of them horsing around.

  • It Made My Earring

    I went to a store where they use explosives to create jewelry.

    As I entered there was a loud “bang.” It made my earring.

  • Basketball Teams Could Score More Points Together

    Basketball Teams Could Score More Points Together

    if both basketball teams just worked together they could score so many more points

  • Spilled the Beans

    I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society.

    They really didn’t like it when I spilled the beans.

  • Haven’t Heard From Him Since

    Another friend recently quit his job to pursue a career to be a mime.

    I haven’t heard from him since.

  • Catch a Falling Star and Blackmail It

    Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket. Then tell it that unless you get a cool half-mil, you’ll sell to the highest tabloid bidder those embarrassing photos of it puking naked in the alley.