Joke Type: observational

Observational jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Office Space Ditches

    Office Space Ditches

    The older I get the more I understand why Peter was happy to dig ditches for a living at the end of Office Space

  • Back In My Day Hippies

    Back In My Day Hippies

    BaCk iN mY DaY wE WeReN’t sO eAsiLy oFfEndEd

    Back in your day: LONG HAIR IS COMMUNISM STOP HIPPIES MARCH OF THE CHRIST MOVE THEM HIPPIES NORTH

  • Spidey Socks Underwear

    Spidey Socks Underwear

    When she sees that my Spidey man socks match my Spidey man underwear

  • Die Positive Surroundings

    Die Positive Surroundings

    The doctor said if i can’t find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die.

    I’m going to die.

  • Spirit Animal Pig

    Spirit Animal Pig

    The search is over… I found my spirit animal

    Pig in Australia steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk, fights cow.

  • Black Republican Committee

    Black Republican Committee

    Did you bring the black guy? No… did you? I thought you had him.

    DURHAM REPUBLICAN PARTY

    BLACK REPUBLICAN COMMITTEE

  • Margaret Glasses

    Margaret Glasses

    Seriously Margaret… Don’t you think it’s about time you got glasses?

  • Advantages Older Woman

    Advantages Older Woman

    When she’s getting ready to show you the advantages of dating an older woman…

  • The Only Way I Can See the Numbers

    When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.”

    “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”

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  • Yeehaw or Heeyaw

    I need to know something: Is it “Yeehaw” or “Heeyaw”? I’m riding in my first rodeo and don’t want to sound like a total idiot.