Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Michael Jackson put out some very good albums
Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.
But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.
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A Blind Man Walks Into a Store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. Once inside, he suddenly picks up the dog by its leash and begins swinging it around in circles over his head.
The panicked store manager runs up and asks, “Sir, sir! Can I help you?”
The man replies, “No thank you. Just looking around.”
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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Inflation Joke
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
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Make America Grate Again
Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese. He wants to make America grate again.
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Got in Treble
Why was the musician arrested? He got in treble.
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We’ll See
My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
