Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Took Me Back

    The other day, I was thinking about the time I put my very first car into reverse. Man, that took me back.

  • Dry Salads

    I am told that the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.

    It’s definitely something that needs addressing.

  • Repulsing

    Say what you will about CPR, but I find it repulsing.

  • Ruthless

    A friend of mine just texted his girlfriend Ruth and told her that it’s over between them. I can’t believe that he did that over text.

    He’s Ruthless.

  • Trump Ties in Russia

    Trump Ties in Russia

    Concrete evidence of Trump ties in Russia

  • Trumpets

    Trumpets

    John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?

    God: No, Trump/Pence

    John: Right. Trumpets.

    God: Fine. They’ll know.

  • The Italian Chef Passed Away

    Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
    He pastaway.
    Cannoli do so much.
    Now hes just a pizza history.

  • Professional Hide-and-Seek Tournament

    I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

  • Three Tons of Hair Stolen from Wig Factory

    Three tons of hair was stolen from a wig factory.

    Police are combing the area.

  • Three Horse

    An old Indian was asked the name of his wife,

    He replied, “Three Horse.”

    “That’s an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse. What does it mean?”

    The Indian replied, “It’s an old Indian name.”

    It means, Nag, Nag, Nag.

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