The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum.
They’re the Tolkien white guys.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Thinking Outside The Box Gary
(At my boss’s funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)
“Who’s thinking outside the box now Gary?”
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Dear God Most Likely Yes
OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
DETECTIVE: dear god
OFFICER: most likely yes
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Make It 52
At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, ‘Make it 52.’
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They Prefer to Eat Out
Why don’t lesbians ever get their pizza delivered? They prefer to eat out.
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Butterface
Joey was hanging in a bar, and his friends asked him if he’d scored lately.
“Man, I picked up this chick the other night and had the best sex ever,” Joey told them. “The only problem was, she was a total butterface.”
His friends asked him, “What the hell is a butterface?”
Joey answered, “Everything about her was hot, but her face.”
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A Field Guide to Unicorns
A taxonomic classification of unicorns in the wild: the standard model, the heavy assault variant, and the high-speed submersible edition.
