Wordplay Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

How much younger she looks

Today I gave the hospital permission to youthanize my grandma. I can’t wait to see how much younger she looks!

17. There’s Something About Tying Up and Whipping Mary

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

16. Boundhog Day

15. Prince of Tied

14. Binding Nemo

13. Cloudy with a Chance of Beat Balls

12. Meet the Floggers

11. Back Side Story

10. The Hurt Licker

9. L*A*S*H

8. Rear Ender’s Game

7. 12 Angry Men and a Coed with Daddy Issues

6. 13 Years a Sex Slave

5. Lock, Stock, Cuffs, Shackles, Chains, Restraints, Ball Gags and Two Smoking Barrels

4. Blazing Paddles

3. Thor All Over

2. Dude, Where’s Your Fist?

1. Whip. Lash.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore because the ducks keep biting him.
I should have known better.

He’s pure bread!

MAN ARRESTED FOR STEALING NOSES

“Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”

“Honey, we serve errybody”

INDIAN HILLS COMMUNITY CENTER

CAT PUNS REALLY FREAK MEOWT

I’M NOT KITTEN

Big Bird is confused after learning that Black Friday is not about purchasing black people at a discount.