Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Back at work tomorrow
A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow. -
A cavity search
How do you know if your dentist was a corrections officer before?
If he wants to do a cavity search. -
A four-chin teller
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller. -
Now I stand corrected
I didn’t believe in my chiropractor.
But now I stand corrected. -
I think she’s bluffing
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
I think she’s bluffing. -
She gave me a big hug
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She turned around and gave me a big hug.
