Two blondes were on an elevator.
Then a man got on. One blonde says to the other, “Wow, that guy has bad dandruff. Someone should give him Head & Shoulders.”
The other one says, “How do you give shoulders?”
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Penguin Problems: Ice Cream and Car Repairs!
A penguin was driving her car when it started shaking and making a noise. Fortunately, she was able to make it to a mechanic before it stopped running.
The mechanic told her it would be a couple of hours before he could get to it, so he suggested the penguin hang out at the ice cream shop across the street.
The penguin grabbed her laptop from the car and headed across the street to check email and do some work.
Two hours later, she went back to the shop and spoke with the mechanic. The penguin asked, “What’s the problem? Is it the transmission?”
The mechanic responded, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
To which the penguin responded, “Nah, that’s just a little ice cream,” as she wiped her chin.
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The third couldn’t reach
Three nuns were sitting on a bench in the park when a man ran up and flashed them.
Two of the nuns had a stroke. The third couldn’t reach. -
A pain in the ass
My wife and I tried anal.
She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass. -
BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
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Back at work tomorrow
A morgue worker died today.
But he’ll be back at work tomorrow.
