My wife keeps blowing everything out of proportion.
She is single-handedly ruining my balloon animal business.
Joke Type: wordplay
Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Blowing things out of proportion
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He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer. -
An arm and a leg
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks.
It can cost you an arm and a leg. -
It was OK
I recently visited a U.S. state north of Texas and south of Kansas.
It wasn’t great… but it was OK. -
It was a draft
Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today.
Don’t worry, it was a draft—he was able to dodge it. -
A legend in his own thyme
My great-uncle Herb was a renowned gardener.
He was a legend in his own thyme. -
Couldn’t see himself wearing them
Why did the short-sighted vampire refuse to get glasses?
He just couldn’t see himself wearing them.
