Touch my junk? If you give me twenty dollars you can haul it away!
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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My dog and I probably need to seek relationship counseling.
My dog and I probably need to seek relationship counseling. I’m looking for nurturing, playful companionship and he’s preoccupied chasing tail.
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Sure, I procrastinate sometimes.
Sure, I procrastinate sometimes. But I still think it’s important to keep the “Christ” in “Presidents Day.”
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During tough economic times like this, I take stock of my life and realize if I’d gone
During tough economic times like this, I take stock of my life and realize if I’d gone to an Ivy League college instead of a state school, I’d still be goofing off right now, but with a much higher salary.
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True, every kiss begins with Kay.
True, every kiss begins with Kay. But guys who expect a little more in return for their gem purchases know the place to buy jewelry is Bjorn’s.
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This morning, I woke up on the floor next to some nameless Wal-Mart greeter, both of us
This morning, I woke up on the floor next to some nameless Wal-Mart greeter, both of us naked and covered with Cheez Whiz. Well, there goes THAT resolution.
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I’ll bet Facebook would be even more popular if there were a way to add Friends With
I’ll bet Facebook would be even more popular if there were a way to add Friends With Benefits.
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It seems odd that Charlie Brown’s parents never noticed that their 8-year-old son was
It seems odd that Charlie Brown’s parents never noticed that their 8-year-old son was suffering from severe clinical depression. I guess they had their own problems, what with those speech impediments and all.
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It’s odd how you can combine two negative words, like “sham” and “poo,” and get a
It’s odd how you can combine two negative words, like “sham” and “poo,” and get a personal hygiene product that people use every day. At least that was my thinking when I invented the Poo Sham.
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One day a neighbor kid named Billy and I spent a whole afternoon and well into the night
One day a neighbor kid named Billy and I spent a whole afternoon and well into the night digging a hole in the back yard with a spoon and a little plastic beach pail. We were going to find buried treasure or dig all the way to China — who knows? The important thing was that it took our minds off of what a great time our more popular classmates were probably having that night at the senior prom.
