PG 13 Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

(Roman Meeks) I like my bloody marys like I like my women: with

(Roman Meeks) I like my bloody marys like I like my women: with a little pickle in ’em!

I’d love it if some strippers banded together for a “Tits For a

I’d love it if some strippers banded together for a “Tits For a Cure” fundraiser/awareness project for some kind of disease or cause or something. I could sure get on board with that.

I guess it’s my fault; I kept telling my girlfriend I wanted to

I guess it’s my fault; I kept telling my girlfriend I wanted to see her get nasty and sweaty with another woman. But hair-pulling on “Jerry Springer” wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

There I was, twisted up in an erotic sexual pose, while at the

There I was, twisted up in an erotic sexual pose, while at the same time lamenting the deeds of my past and wondering what punishment I might have to suffer in the future. Alas, such is the paradox of my religion, the Karma Sutra.

“conditions in the time it takes to rub one out

“conditions in the time it takes to rub one out.”

If they were serious about marketing hair care products to men,

If they were serious about marketing hair care products to men, they’d promote a shampoo that

I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out

I keep asking my personal waxer if he’d ever consider going out with me, but he just keeps giving me lip service.

There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re

There’s a job opening at the tampon factory. If you’re interested, I think I can pull a few strings.

My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not

My man wanted to fuck me missionary-style. WTF? He knows I’m not religious.

Ruminations are a lot like farts: You always like your own the best

Ruminations are a lot like farts: You always like your own the best.

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