Tone: irreverent

Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Most Important Punctuation Mark

    A teacher asked, “What’s the most important punctuation mark?”

    A little boy replied, “The period.”

    Teacher: “Can you tell me why?”

    The little boy: “I’m not sure, but when my sister missed hers, my mom fainted, my dad got super mad, and the boy a few houses down left town and never came back.”

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  • Judas I Dont Tell You How To Do Your Job

    Judas I Dont Tell You How To Do Your Job

  • Jesus Fucking Christ

    Jesus Fucking Christ

  • Wipe Between Your Breasts

    A woman goes to see the doctor, because she’s embarrassed by her flat chest.

    “Is there anything I can do about it?” she asks. “I don’t want to have surgery or anything like that.”

    “Let me see,” says the doctor, and has her stand up for an examination.

    “Well,” he says, “there is one thing you could try. It’s non-invasive and doesn’t involve medication.”

    Now the woman is really pleased. “What is it?”

    “Take a tissue and wipe between your breasts twice a day.”

    “Is that it?! Will it work?”

    “Well, it worked on your ass…”

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  • The Gorilla and the Pith Helmet

    A lion was drinking at the water hole, when a big horny gorilla saw the lion’s rusty bullet hole.

    Quick as a flash the gorilla was humping the lion.

    After struggling to get free, the furious lion chased the gorilla through the jungle.

    The gorilla was miles ahead when he found a clearing. There was a tourist sitting on a deck chair wearing a pith helmet and reading the paper.

    The tourist crapped himself and scarpered, the hat and paper were tossed into the air.

    The gorilla quickly put on the pith helmet, sat on the deck chair, and was pretending to read the paper.

    The lion entered the clearing and said, “Did you just see a gorilla run through here?”

    The gorilla said, “What, the one that shagged the lion down by the watering hole?”

    The lion said, “Aww, it’s not in the fuckin’ papers already is it?”

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  • Dark Humor Blind No Hands Clap

    Dark Humor Blind No Hands Clap

  • Calories In Eating Pussy Depends Which Direction

    Calories In Eating Pussy Depends Which Direction

  • Elton John Farts On Your Dress

    Elton John Farts On Your Dress