I have a friend who passed away recently and they are having the funeral at 7am. I’ve decided not to go… I have never been a mourning person.
Topic: humor
Humor jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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At Least 8 Characters and One Capital
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyLondon
When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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This Thing Changes Everything
I got a new universal remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything.
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I Learned Next to Nothing
I was so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and I learned next to nothing.
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The Blonde Learns How to Tell a Joke
A blonde and a brunette are hanging out. “Can you teach me how to tell a joke?” asks the blonde.
“People don’t seem to like my jokes,” she continued. “But everyone laughs at yours. How do you come up with such good jokes?”
“Honestly, I’m not really naturally funny,” said the brunette. “I don’t think up my own jokes. I just take other people’s jokes and say the punchline louder.”
“Oh…” The blonde thought long and hard for a moment. “Okay, I think I got it. Knock knock!”
“Um… who’s there?”
“Louder!”
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Number Than Numb
English puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.
