Format: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline comedy formats, jokes, memes, and punchlines organized for easier doom-scrolling from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Backdoor

    I was banging this hot chick on her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

    She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the backdoor!”

    Thinking back, I really should have run, but you don’t get offers like that every day.

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  • Kinky vs. Perverted

    You know the difference between kinky and perverted?

    Kinky? Use a feather.

    Perverted? Use the whole chicken.

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  • Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson

    Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson

    Family names used to be based on the family occupation

    Guy whose last name is Dickinson:

    Hmm

  • The Only One

    I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with.

    She said yes — all the others had been nines and tens.

  • Big Tits on Babies

    My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.

    I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.

  • Can You Find the Black Guy?

    Can You Find the Black Guy?

    Can you find the black guy?

    No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us

    Just kidding he is in jail

  • Head Cleaner

    Just found a really old porno on VHS, called Head Cleaner.

    Sounds hot.

  • Sleeping Bag

    You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.

    You can’t ever move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.

  • OnlyFans Account

    My wife paid off our house and vehicles with her OnlyFans account.

    She’s gonna freak when she finds out she has an OnlyFans account.