My wife and I tried anal.
She loved it, but for me, it was a pain in the ass.
Joke Type: one-liner
One-liner jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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A pain in the ass
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BINGO
What has 75 balls and fucks old ladies?
BINGO. -
Its name is deceiving
Do not buy a Dyson Ball Vacuum.
Its name is deceiving. Don’t ask how I know. -
Here comes the second one
How do terrorists feed their children?
“Here comes the airplane.”
“Here comes the second one.” -
One less drunk
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk! -
I think she’s bluffing
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with poker.
I think she’s bluffing. -
Knitting While Speeding: A Hair-Raising Chase!
A patrol car is sitting on the side of the highway when a car speeds past at an alarming rate.
The patrol car takes off in pursuit, comes up beside the car, and looks across at the blonde driving. He notices she is knitting.
The cop turns on his lights and siren, and the blonde continues to knit, oblivious to her surroundings.
The cop winds down his window and uses a bullhorn to get the blonde’s attention, yelling, “Pull over!”
The blonde looks across at the cop, takes a second to answer, and finally says, “No! It’s a scarf!”
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He’s a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We had a few drinks. Turns out he’s a web designer. -
It was a good trade
I got a refrigerator for my wife today.
It was a good trade.
