One Liner Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Sikh Sense: Intuition at Its Best!

What do you call someone in India with great intuition?
Sikh sense.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says, “Hey, I think we got the joke wrong.”

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.
He told me to stop going to those places.

You know how your girlfriend is getting fat?
She fits your wife’s clothes.

I inherited an EpiPen from my grandfather. He wanted me to get it. That was his dying wish.

Weird, I know, I’m not even allergic.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with one empty seat?

A wasted opportunity.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a lowdown scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

What do you call 20 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles.