I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.
Joke Type: one-liner
One-liner jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
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Decoding DNA: National Dyslexic’s Association Explained
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic’s Association.
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Check-In With Jesus: A Divine Request
Jesus walks into a motel.
He puts three nails on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”
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Stuck in Ink: An Invisible Emergency!
I accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink.
Now I am in the ER waiting to be seen.
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Mother-in-Law Showdown: Whose Is Nicer?
My wife accused me of liking my relatives more than hers. I told her that was absolutely not true.
I thought her mother-in-law was much nicer than mine.
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Potential vs Reality
A son tells his father he has a homework assignment due, and he can’t figure out how to complete it. The task is to explain the difference between theory and reality.
The father instructs him: “Go ask your mom if she would have sex with a stranger for $1,000,000.”
The mom says yes.
Then the father tells him to ask his sister the same question.
She also says yes.
The father says, “There. You figured out the assignment. In theory, we live with two millionaires. In reality, we live with two sluts.”
