Joke Type: pun

Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Sirius Shirley

    Sirius Shirley

    HI, MY NAME IS SIRIUS

    BUT I WANT TO BE SIRIUS

    SHIRLEY YOU CANT BE SIRIUS

  • Bidet Amazon

    Bidet Amazon

    WHEN YOUR BIDET FINALLY ARRIVES FROM AMAZON*

  • Constipation Movie Carl

    Constipation Movie Carl

    CARL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MOVIE CONSTIPATION?

    DAD…

    I SAID, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT, CARL

    SIGH….NO

    IT NEVER CAME OUT, CARL

    CARL, IT NEVER CAME OUT.

    I HATE YOU DAD

  • Little Hoarse

    Little Hoarse

    i’m not sick

    i’m just a little hoarse

    SO MUCH PUN.COM

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.

  • Microsoft Office Pun

    Microsoft Office Pun

    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

    Me: I Excel at it

    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

    Me: Word

  • Full Groan

    Full Groan

    A PUN HAS NOT COMPLETELY MATURED UNTIL IT IS FULL GROAN

  • Ms Jackson Four Eels

    Ms Jackson Four Eels

    I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (ooo)

    I am four eels

    Never meant to make your daughter cry

    BABY WAIT

    I am several fish and not a guy

  • Behold The Field Barren

    Behold The Field Barren

    BEHOLD THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS LOOK THOU VPON IT AND THOU SHALT SEE THAT IT IS BARREN.

  • Too Weak Notice

    I’ve decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.

    I just handed in my too weak notice.