Joke Type: pun

Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Pure Bread Horse

    Pure Bread Horse

    I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

  • Beethoven Did He Listen

    Beethoven Did He Listen

    Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do

    Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?

  • Remote Part Desert

    Remote Part Desert

    MEANWHILE

    IN A REMOTE PART OF THE DESERT

  • Lords Spaghetti

    Lords Spaghetti

    My psalms are sweaty knees weak, cross is heavy

    last supper is ready it’s lord’s spaghetti

  • Partial Arts

    Partial Arts

    PARTIAL ARTS

  • Groundbreaking Invention

    Groundbreaking Invention

    When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention

  • Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    Sawed Off Shotgun Valentine

    My son got suspended from school for asking a girl to be his valentine and chasing her with a sawed off shotgun

    #BoysWillBeBoys

  • Stereo Type

    Stereo Type

    Whenever I think of the 80’s, my first thought is of a boom box.

    Well that’s just a stereo type!

  • Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt

    Because of the short arms.

  • Jokes About Unemployed People

    I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.

    But it doesn’t matter, none of them work.