Joke Type: wordplay

Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.

  • Riveting

    Riveting

    So, what do you do for work?

    I drill holes in sheets of metal.

    Then I use metal pins to connect said sheets of metal.

    Riveting…

  • Waist Of Time

    Waist Of Time

    I ONCE TIED ALL MY WATCHES TOGETHER TO MAKE A BELT

    THEN REALIZED IT WAS A WAIST OF TIME

    made on imgur

  • Rape Game

    Rape Game

    Wanna play the rape game?

    No…

    That’s the spirit

    ifunny.co

  • Sirius Shirley

    Sirius Shirley

    HI, MY NAME IS SIRIUS

    BUT I WANT TO BE SIRIUS

    SHIRLEY YOU CANT BE SIRIUS

  • Constipation Movie Carl

    Constipation Movie Carl

    CARL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MOVIE CONSTIPATION?

    DAD…

    I SAID, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT, CARL

    SIGH….NO

    IT NEVER CAME OUT, CARL

    CARL, IT NEVER CAME OUT.

    I HATE YOU DAD

  • Little Hoarse

    Little Hoarse

    i’m not sick

    i’m just a little hoarse

    SO MUCH PUN.COM

  • Deaf Gang Signs

    Deaf Gang Signs

    Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs

    Her: *signals* I’m deaf

  • Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    Going Deaf Hard To Hear

    BEING TOLD I WAS GOING DEAF WAS VERY DIFFICULT TO HEAR

  • Eat Her Pussy Cat

    Eat Her Pussy Cat

    When your girlfriend invites you over to “eat her pussy” but then she starts stripping her clothes off instead of cooking her cat

    *cries in ching chong*

  • Nose Be 12 Inches

    Nose Be 12 Inches

    WHY CAN’T A NOSE BE 12 INCHES?

    BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT.