Wordplay jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
Salesman to boy answering the door… “Hi, is your mother in?”
“Yes,” said the boy, “she’s out in the back yard screwing the goat.”
“I don’t believe it,” said the salesman.
The boy says: “Come and see for yourself.”
So the salesman looked in the back yard, and sure enough, there was the goat screwing the mother.
The salesman said to the boy, “Isn’t she afraid she’ll get pregnant?”
The boy says… “N-a-a-a-a-a-a-“
As my husband ordered the smothered chicken, I thought to myself, “Boy, it sure took a sick bastard to discover the meat had a special flavor when oxygen-deprived.”
My boss decided to hire two Vietnamese brothers instead of one.
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
My dog is really smart.
I asked him, “What’s two minus two?”
He said nothing.
I do a lot of illegal things…
But graffiti is where I draw the line.
My girlfriend ran away screaming when she saw I had a huge penis.
Now the police are involved asking weird questions like “Who does it belong to?” and “Where is the rest of him?”
Featuring some of their greatest hits
1. I’ll Be There Motherfucker
2. ABC Motherfucker
3. Dancing Motherfucking Machine
4. Motherfucker I Want You Back
The Samuel L. Jackson 5
Ezekiel 25:17
FutherMuckin Management
Hollywood, California
WB RECORDS
Why do mattresses prefer overweight people?
They leave a big impression.
