It’s true that when the going gets tough, the tough get going. But also when the going gets tough, the weak and lazy just give up and go back bed. At least that’s what I do.
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Clean humor, jokes, memes, and questionable punchlines from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I have a canker sore on the inside of my upper lip that is shaped like a perfect
I have a canker sore on the inside of my upper lip that is shaped like a perfect valentine. You’d think women would find something like that romantic, but so far I haven’t found that to be the case.
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I didn’t want to tell the owner of the shoe store how to run his business, but I still
I didn’t want to tell the owner of the shoe store how to run his business, but I still think his “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign was costing him a lot of potential customers.
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I dropped by a rival gym to see what their spinning classes were like.
I dropped by a rival gym to see what their spinning classes were like. Man, you work up quite a sweat when you use those stationary bikes, and end up considerably less dizzy that my cycle-free version.
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You’d think politicians would have a little more respect.
You’d think politicians would have a little more respect. I continually pass up a lot of great felony opportunities in my life so I can vote.
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The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied.
The true test of inner strength is finding both stalls occupied.
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After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and
After passing walking down yet another aisle stocked with nothing but organic donuts and bagels, I realized why I enjoy shopping at Hole Foods.
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It’s all moping around and looking under furniture until someone finds a lost eye.
It’s all moping around and looking under furniture until someone finds a lost eye.
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I like Katy Perry.
I like Katy Perry. I’m probably not going to buy her album, but if she did a commercial for the Shake-Weight, I’d watch it.
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Einstein said: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Einstein said: In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. But good luck finding the “middle” of anything in 4-dimensional curved space-time.
