What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or ahi frozen fish sticks, ex peas, all delicious.
Deadpan humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or ahi frozen fish sticks, ex peas, all delicious.
Did you know that if your dog is running a fever, you’re supposed to give them ketchup?
Apparently it’s perfect for fixing a hot dog!
Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?
Being a literalist can sometimes be very helpful.
I can always respond to “Do these jeans make my ass look fat?” with a confident and honest “No.”
But I dread the day when she rephrases it as “Does my ass look fat in these jeans?”