You know the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky? Use a feather.
Perverted? Use the whole chicken.
Topic: sex
Dark sex jokes, adult memes, awkward hookups, bedroom disasters, and the kind of punchlines that should probably clear their browser history afterward.
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Family Names Used to Be Based on Occupation – Hmm, Says Dickinson
Family names used to be based on the family occupation
Guy whose last name is Dickinson:
Hmm
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
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So Fred, You’re 97! What’s Your Secret?
Reporter: So Fred, you’re 97! What’s your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
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I Thought Pineapple Was Supposed to Make Your Cum Taste Better
I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful
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Who You Lasting Longer With – Mike Tyson or Mia Khalifa?
Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.
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I Proposed to Sarah and She Said Yes – Send Me a Picture of Her Ring
I proposed to Sarah and she said yes!
OMG! congratulations! send me a picture of her Ring please!
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Watching the Lion King – Better Get the Tissues Ready
[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.
