Jesus says your mom’s a whore!
Joke Type: bait and switch
Bait and switch jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Your Mom and This Chicken
What’s the difference between your mom and this chicken? Your mom is a whore.
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What To Do With Your Opinion
What To Do With Your Opinion
1. Unwrap your opinion.
2. Moisten your opinion with water or water-based lubricating jelly (such as KY Brand).
3. Lie on your left side and bend your right knee up towards your chest. Gently push your opinion into your rectum so that is deep enough to not come out.
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Friendship Anal
wonder if they did friendship anal also
Friendship kiss between Russian and US soldier during WW2
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Trumpets
John: *writes Revelations* Lord, the End is signaled by trumpets?
God: No, Trump/Pence
John: Right. Trumpets.
God: Fine. They’ll know.
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This Is Exactly What I Was Afraid Of
[doctor looking at my xrays]
doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of
me: what
doctor: skeletons
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Or Get the Hose Again
ROSES ARE FOR VASES
LOTION’S FOR THE SKIN
YOU WILL BE MY VALENTINE
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Small Pinch
DOCTOR: ur gonna feel a small pinch
ME: ouch
DOCTOR: alright I’m done pinching u, tell me why ur here
