A guy says to his shrink, “Before I got involved with drugs I had a loving family, a nice house and a decent car.”
The shrink says, “And now?”
The guy says, “Now I also have a private jet and a yacht.”
Joke Type: pun
Pun jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Proudly Sinful in Just Thirty Minutes!
“Father, I committed all seven deadly sins in thirty minutes.”
“Wow,” the priest says. “I’ve got to hear this.”
“I was angry and envious of my neighbor, so I lazily seduced his wife, ate all his groceries, and didn’t share.”
“You forgot pride,” the priest says.
“No,” I say. “I’m pretty proud of this.”
